SEXagenerians
File under "Adult Living," see also "Active Seniors," "Hold Me, Touch Me," "Max Bialystock."
There's an epidemic of STDs at a retirement community in Florida.
Now everybody, call your grandparents and make sure they've got condoms on hand for their last thrills on the way to the cemetery. You don't want to find yourself answering the question, "How did it happen?" by saying, "She didn't tell her cardiologist she was on Valtrex and the medications reacted badly."
There's an epidemic of STDs at a retirement community in Florida.
A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.Holy clap, Batman! That is bad.
Now everybody, call your grandparents and make sure they've got condoms on hand for their last thrills on the way to the cemetery. You don't want to find yourself answering the question, "How did it happen?" by saying, "She didn't tell her cardiologist she was on Valtrex and the medications reacted badly."